dutchster:





  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup




booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)



airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo




notahoe:

I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

(Source: cyberho)



rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested



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