- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested