harminqs:

I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.

(Source: florialy)



angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial)







officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude






validx2:

How to survive:

1: Get money

2:Stay hydrated

3: Stay in ya lane







acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.



pantsare-forsquares:

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

I have reblogged this ten thousand times

camach0:

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

(Source: camach0)



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